The one device I can't do without!

This video is a little old, so you've probably seen it, but it has definitely gone viral at over seventy-six thousand views! ZOMYGOODNESS! So apparently this device translates complex woman speak into simple man speak. It's like a thought decoder in the palm of your hands! It also works visa-versa. I think that mast men around the world would spring at the chance to understand you. And you. And you way back there. The only thing I don't understand is the price. Half of the worlds population wouldn't be able to afford six easy payments of ninety-nine ninety-nine. So followers, what kind of creature would you like translated? Please leave interesting or creative responses in the comment section.