Fa fa fa fail!

Today's video is from my friend Failblog.com. They do an honorable task of recording the worlds greatest fails and giving the back to us so we can learn from others mistakes. Or rofl. Or lyao. Or lol. But they take this grusome task in strides. Now this dude is quite obviously drunker than bambi, but he is still a penguins fan and decides to get on the roof of a car and starts to jump and yell. Now little does he know, but the sunroof is open and he jumps back a little and comedy ensues. This guy falls half way through and hits head, all the while thinking, why am in this hole? I hope this guy isn't hurt but we've all learned something from this right? Right? I think that we all learned not to penguin fans. Or something.

The largest foods ever. (or something)

The video today is made by epic meal time. And it truly is epic. These people take everyday food, like corn dogs and chili, and make them extraordinary. I mean really, have you ever seen chili made four loko and you have to eat it with a paddle because there's so much food. The one I have today has the audio cut but it's still totally epic. This corn dog is completely huge and they have a small high school girl eat it instead of the ambiguous dude in glasses. No matter how you slice it, this meal time is truly epic. Edit: I'm sorry but, I thought that the audio was out but it isn't now. I'll have to remove it to keep my blog clean. Sorry!

zohmygoodness!

Hello, I'd like you to meet zohmygoodness kitty. This is the shortest video I've reviewed so far. my first question is what could possibly drive this cat to do this? Is he high on catnip? Maybe he watched some terrible movie like, oh I don't know, the wiggles go bananas? Whatever it is, this cat is totally freaked. I think that this cat was a peaceful, serene cat, minding his own buisness, when his owner walked in and began to get dressed for the day . So what do you guys think he saw.

sorry!

For the next to days I won't be posting any new blogs. I so sorry!

If you know a man like these, get away!

Okay, all I can say about this video is: eeeeeewwwwwww! This is the most disgusting axe commercial ever. It actually did make it to the television in 2008 and it was for a new axe anti-perspirant. In my humble opinion, if you know someone like this, they don't need axe, they need to be employed by the fire department. And by the way, sweat is not flammable. So followers, does anyone you know need either axe or to be a firefighter?

The one device I can't do without!

This video is a little old, so you've probably seen it, but it has definitely gone viral at over seventy-six thousand views! ZOMYGOODNESS! So apparently this device translates complex woman speak into simple man speak. It's like a thought decoder in the palm of your hands! It also works visa-versa. I think that mast men around the world would spring at the chance to understand you. And you. And you way back there. The only thing I don't understand is the price. Half of the worlds population wouldn't be able to afford six easy payments of ninety-nine ninety-nine. So followers, what kind of creature would you like translated? Please leave interesting or creative responses in the comment section.

The amazing face!

Hola followers! Today's video will make you cringe and your face will look like this lady's does. One of my videos might show the host bending down and asking if she's all right then saying that she has to continue even though her nose was just broken. This why you don't shoot fake knights with mini catapult-trebuchet slingshots. Or something like that. But this lady, after minor reconstructive surgery, continued the race. So tell me followers, what would you want to get hit in the face with? Leave interesting or creative responses below.

                                         Last week's question: What would you think if you found life on Mars?          
                                          One person said: I would be shocked and amazed and a little scared if there were              life on other planets!II would be shocked and amazed and a little scared if there were life on other planets! That would be pretty crazy, to say the least! I won would be shocked and amazed and a little scared if there were life on other planets! That would be pretty crazy, to say the least! I wonder